Dogs

Post by **POSTMAN** » 21 Oct 2007, 22:22

I f***ing hate the flea ridden smelly own ball licking arse wipe mutts.

DGP1 · Post by **DGP1** » 21 Oct 2007, 22:36

POSTMAN wrote:I f***ing hate the flea ridden smelly own ball licking arse wipe mutts.

Just to be on the safe side

NWpostie · Post by **NWpostie** » 22 Oct 2007, 00:55

I hate mad dogs and I hate the owners even more, in fact I used to take much pleasure in posting giros through doors of owners that can't be arsed to put a basket behind the box THEN keep hold of it while the dogs shreds it to pieces, fuk them, they don't care for my fingers I don't care for their Giros.

I hate Victor Meldrews even more, I used to enjoy delivering at 6am in the morning so I don't have to meet those cvnts now they are up and about at 10am

BettySwollocks · Post by **BettySwollocks** » 22 Oct 2007, 13:16

Dogs that snap at the letterbox are a pet hate of mine, even though i've been on my walk long enough to know which doors to watch out for, it's easy to forget

one little form of revenge i've learned over the years is to get a piece of carpet gripper (the thin strips of wood with small pins in that go along the sides of floors to hold carpets in place), and hold that in the letter box for a few seconds, after the mutt has chomped on that for a few seconds each day for a week or so, it kinda relates snapping at the letter box with intense pain, it may not stop the dog from trying to remove your fingers but it will put a smile on your face - guaranteed

davidessex · Post by **davidessex** » 22 Oct 2007, 14:03

a dogs gotta have some fun in it,s life hasn,t it ?

brothermagrew · Post by **brothermagrew** » 22 Oct 2007, 17:32

davidessex wrote:a dogs gotta have some fun in it,s life hasn,t it ?

Tell it to this lads parents then

yogibear · Post by **yogibear** » 22 Oct 2007, 21:25

BettySwollocks wrote:Dogs that snap at the letterbox are a pet hate of mine, even though i've been on my walk long enough to know which doors to watch out for, it's easy to forget
one little form of revenge i've learned over the years is to get a piece of carpet gripper (the thin strips of wood with small pins in that go along the sides of floors to hold carpets in place), and hold that in the letter box for a few seconds, after the mutt has chomped on that for a few seconds each day for a week or so, it kinda relates snapping at the letter box with intense pain, it may not stop the dog from trying to remove your fingers but it will put a smile on your face - guaranteed

classic stuff

NWpostie · Post by **NWpostie** » 22 Oct 2007, 23:03

brothermagrew wrote:
davidessex wrote:a dogs gotta have some fun in it,s life hasn,t it ?

Tell it to this lads parents then

I hear too many stories of babies and children killed by dogs, some are family dogs other were left in the care of a "Friend" who was foolish to allow his dog to roam free, one of the saddest case was an 8 month old baby was left in a pram in the Pub's open air roof top terrace, the owner's Rottweiler or Dobermanns dogs got out and killed it, If I was the father I would have hacked the dogs to pieces and then killed the Owner.

Ellie Lawrenson was killed by a family pet on new years eve in St Helens, the Dog's family allowed the dog to live there and her parents allowed her to stay there overnight, both guilty and its a very sad story, easily preventable, that is why I have nothing but contempt for dangerous mad dog owners,if I have a best friend who I have known for years, buying a mad dog, I would cut the friendship stone dead, there is no way I would put myself and my child under any slightest risk.

davidessex · Post by **davidessex** » 23 Oct 2007, 16:33

ACTUALLY THE TOPIC WE ARE DISCUSSING IS DOGS BITING POSTMEN. OF COURSE IT IS A DIFFERENT MATTER IF WE ARE MOVING ON TO THE MORE SERIOUS TOPIC OF DOGS ATTACKING PEOPLE IN GENERAL, IS THIS A ROYAL MAIL CHAT OR OPEN TO ANYONE ABOUT ANYTHING ? IN WHICH CASE I MAY HAVE STRAYED ON TO THE WRONG SITE !! GET A LIFE YOU NORTHERN TOSSERS AND EITHER ACCEPT THE LIGHTHEARTED COMMENTS ON THIS SUBJECT OR ONE OF US WILL HAVE TO STOP DEBATING. WHY IS IT PEOPLE HAVE TO REVERT TO SOME EXTREME EXAMPLE WHEN THEY DISAGREE WITH SOMETHING ? PS I GOT THE IDEA THAT YOU ARE " NORTHERNERS " FROM THE STYLE OF YOUR WRITING, HOPE YOU DON,T TAKE THE INSULT TOO SERIOUSLY, WE HAVE PLENTY OF" SOUTHERN " TOSSERS DOWN HERE, MAINLY MANAGERS BUT ALSO A FEW UNION REPS ECT.

ROCKY · Post by **ROCKY** » 23 Oct 2007, 18:57

i think we can do without the north south bit,and turn off the caps lock every now and again

BettySwollocks · Post by **BettySwollocks** » 23 Oct 2007, 20:02

davidessex wrote:ACTUALLY THE TOPIC WE ARE DISCUSSING IS DOGS BITING POSTMEN. OF COURSE IT IS A DIFFERENT MATTER IF WE ARE MOVING ON TO THE MORE SERIOUS TOPIC OF DOGS ATTACKING PEOPLE IN GENERAL, IS THIS A ROYAL MAIL CHAT OR OPEN TO ANYONE ABOUT ANYTHING ? IN WHICH CASE I MAY HAVE STRAYED ON TO THE WRONG SITE !! GET A LIFE YOU NORTHERN TOSSERS AND EITHER ACCEPT THE LIGHTHEARTED COMMENTS ON THIS SUBJECT OR ONE OF US WILL HAVE TO STOP DEBATING. WHY IS IT PEOPLE HAVE TO REVERT TO SOME EXTREME EXAMPLE WHEN THEY DISAGREE WITH SOMETHING ? PS I GOT THE IDEA THAT YOU ARE " NORTHERNERS " FROM THE STYLE OF YOUR WRITING, HOPE YOU DON,T TAKE THE INSULT TOO SERIOUSLY, WE HAVE PLENTY OF" SOUTHERN " TOSSERS DOWN HERE, MAINLY MANAGERS BUT ALSO A FEW UNION REPS ECT.

I have to admit, when i seen the above picture posted in regard to your comment, i thought that it was laying it on a bit strong,
a reaction is justified in my opinion

ray of sunshine · Post by **ray of sunshine** » 23 Oct 2007, 21:26

i am lucky in the 17 yrs of doing the job not one dog has got near my leg

Most of my customers say about there dogs......
"dont worry he only barks....."
I just shoot the dog "the look".
The look meaning come anywhere near my leg sunshine......
A large bag of mail comes crashing down on ya followed by a size 11 foot up the its ass........!!!

L Tommo · Post by **L Tommo** » 23 Oct 2007, 22:40

SHITE!!!! Ray of sunshine... U a woman with 11 s feet and a "look" like Croc Dundee??? hahahahha!!

Can we go out on a date???

out

Post by **POSTMAN** » 23 Oct 2007, 23:13

Ok let's move on with the thread,anyways have i mentioned I f***ing hate the flea ridden smelly...........................

L Tommo · Post by **L Tommo** » 23 Oct 2007, 23:32

No POSTMAN... Please tell as you've NEVER mentioned about our furry four legged friends Mans best friend...

Please tell...

I will get me lead.. And coat...

ROYALMAILCHAT

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come on doggie if your hard enough!!!!