Funniest thing you told a customer !!!

[mrmemrme]

Someone in my office woke a bloke up with a Recorded one morning. As the customer was signing for it, his dressing gown fell open. Postie's response:

"Well, your wife obviously married you for your money!"

The door was slammed in his face.

[windermeredave]

Not a true story but it did make me giggle.
One of our posties came back to the office he said " I went into this house today and there was a large alsation playing outside, I said to the lady, do you mind if I kick his balls? after I did it she said your in trouble now, I meant the ones on the lawn"

[Stella102]

the funniest thing i said to someone was as politely put " go f**k yourself ".