Call of nature

[Lincox]

Presumably the calibrations on the side are for when you take the bottle back to your lino so that he can assess how many toilet stops you have made. If it,s more than two then any time for subsequent pisses have to be made up within the same week or taken away from your annual leave allowance.

[catch22]

Presumably the calibrations on the side are for when you take the bottle back to your lino so that he can assess how many toilet stops you have made. If it,s more than two then any time for subsequent pisses have to be made up within the same week or taken away from your annual leave allowance.

[two-tired-feet]

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[TrueBlueTerrier]

Female and male versions available

[Lincox]

What with them browncorporation jobbies and D2Ds, you've got the complete kit for a good sh.t

[Dj Silver]

What started off as a serious question, is now having me nearly p*********** myself!

[meercat]

only trouble with using a bottle is that terrible feeling when youve filled the bottle 3 quarters full and know you still have a lot more to come.... nothing worse than overflow !

Yet its annoying, when this happens to me I go into a short 'holding pattern' and quickly knock back a couple of mouthfulls from the bottle to lower the level then continue to pee away into it. with this system you can guarantee you will never get bottle overflow. if you do it really quickly you can't even taste it. makes a good mouthwash too.

[k979aaa]

only trouble with using a bottle is that terrible feeling when youve filled the bottle 3 quarters full and know you still have a lot more to come.... nothing worse than overflow !

Yet its annoying, when this happens to me I go into a short 'holding pattern' and quickly knock back a couple of mouthfulls from the bottle to lower the level then continue to pee away into it. with this system you can guarantee you will never get bottle overflow. if you do it really quickly you can't even taste it. makes a good mouthwash too.

I have a much more palatable solution most royalmail vans lose coolant like nobody's business so wait till is cooled down and pee in the expansion tank if that gets full in the screen wash tank as that is usually left empty!. If all these options are utilised pee in the fuel tank as these to are usually empty but never ever be tempted to pee in the oil filler as know one knows where to find it!.