long service awards cancelled

[DirtyHarry]

I've never been to one of those events yet. Why would I want to drink with vermin who would work us into an early grave? As for their certificates and ties, they've all ended up in the bin. The idea of me and the missus sitting down to dinner with those managerial parasites gives me the shivers. You're better off out of it and heading down to the pub for a pint with decent people.

Sitting down to dinner with those berks , I'd choke. The pub bit, and with decent working people , that's what I'd like, and be more comfortable with.

[L Tommo]

Dirty mate.... I would ask for a pie n mash dinner and a big piss up n knees up... If went to one of them shitehouse dinners i would take a harry ramp in my place and stink the place out.... Ive already chatted with Johnny pick on this subject... I would get the smellyist drunkist tramp n get him in there as me.... (THEY WONT KNOW THE DIFF MY GIRL SAYS) (EASY) Get him to booze n nick all the gear on show n take the piss out of em.... The patronising bastards!!! THEY WANT US OUT BUT THEN GIVE US A DINNER N PISS UP!! FECK OFF!!!! Anyways if they stop it i wont miss much.. The tramp will tho!!!



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[Leyton Crozier]

I've done over 30 years and haven't taken any long service awards. I was invited to go dancing with the vermin but I'd rather poke me eyes out with a blunt stick . I can't understand why anyone would take this stuff. some of our blokes would sell them Manhattan for a few beads

[IWW Fellow Worker]

I've done over 30 years and haven't taken any long service awards. I was invited to go dancing with the vermin but I'd rather poke me eyes out with a blunt stick . I can't understand why anyone would take this stuff. some of our blokes would sell them Manhattan for a few beads

They send these farting brochures out with a list of tat asking which item you would like. I never reply. They've sent me a brandy glass (with Royal Mail engraved on it) and a beer tankard (with bloody Royal Mail engraved on it). I'd sooner drink out of a piss pot from a pox clininc than drink aut of anything like that. So, in the bin they went.

[DGP1]

I've done over 30 years and haven't taken any long service awards. I was invited to go dancing with the vermin but I'd rather poke me eyes out with a blunt stick . I can't understand why anyone would take this stuff. some of our blokes would sell them Manhattan for a few beads

They send these farting brochures out with a list of tat asking which item you would like. I never reply. They've sent me a brandy glass (with Royal Mail engraved on it) and a beer tankard (with bloody Royal Mail engraved on it). I'd sooner drink out of a piss pot from a pox clininc than drink aut of anything like that. So, in the bin they went.

Do you get a bendy Leighton and some darts

[IWW Fellow Worker]

I've done over 30 years and haven't taken any long service awards. I was invited to go dancing with the vermin but I'd rather poke me eyes out with a blunt stick . I can't understand why anyone would take this stuff. some of our blokes would sell them Manhattan for a few beads

They send these farting brochures out with a list of tat asking which item you would like. I never reply. They've sent me a brandy glass (with Royal Mail engraved on it) and a beer tankard (with bloody Royal Mail engraved on it). I'd sooner drink out of a piss pot from a pox clininc than drink aut of anything like that. So, in the bin they went.

Do you get a bendy Leighton and some darts

I think Crozier got the bendy Leighton if those rumours about the negotiations last month are correct.

[strangler]

I've done over 30 years and haven't taken any long service awards.

They send these farting brochures out with a list of tat asking which item you would like. I never reply. They've sent me a brandy glass (with Royal Mail engraved on it) and a beer tankard (with bloody Royal Mail engraved on it). I'd sooner drink out of a piss pot from a pox clininc than drink aut of anything like that. So, in the bin they went.

Nicely put!

[meweavy]

I've never been to one of those events yet. Why would I want to drink with vermin who would work us into an early grave? As for their certificates and ties, they've all ended up in the bin. The idea of me and the missus sitting down to dinner with those managerial parasites gives me the shivers. You're better off out of it and heading down to the pub for a pint with decent people.

i agree with you there mate,how could you sit down with these twats and try to have a conversation with them,after a few beers i expect i would spend the night in the cells and monday down the job centre...

as for the shitty tie and certificate mine went in the bin aswell..

[IWW Fellow Worker]

I've never been to one of those events yet. Why would I want to drink with vermin who would work us into an early grave? As for their certificates and ties, they've all ended up in the bin. The idea of me and the missus sitting down to dinner with those managerial parasites gives me the shivers. You're better off out of it and heading down to the pub for a pint with decent people.

i agree with you there mate,how could you sit down with these twats and try to have a conversation with them,after a few beers i expect i would spend the night in the cells and monday down the job centre...

as for the shitty tie and certificate mine went in the bin aswell..

Our last Area Rep went to one. I asked him how he could sit there with that shower of no-marks. He said, "They each bought me a whisky!" and was very pleased with himself. They'd have to buy me Glenfiddich, Glenmorangie, Glenn Miller, his orchestra and throw in Bushmills and I'd still step over them if they were having a heart attack.

[Jonboy]

bet we dont get our xmas stamps this year

They will cancel Christmas next then!!!

[BELIAL]

Cardu might tempt me

[Leyton Crozier]

I'm very fond of a drop of Talisker but there's not enough in the world to tempt me to socialise with our beloved management. As a branch chairman myself I would be disgusted to have an area rep who attended one of these things