What type of customers annoy you most

[DirtyHarry]

The sad sacks who get shite every single day, no let up, every single day, you'll go up their path, up to their door, every day, every single day, with an
armfull of shite, catalogues, brochures, more feckin catalogues, that shite with "IMPORTANT" stamped across it, telling the stupid buggers they've won a
zillion quid...But. And the tits who get packets every day, every single feckin day without fail, they've got packets, for the love of God, have a feckin day
off you twisted bleeders.

I have several of the above on my round.

[TrueBlueTerrier]

The sad sacks who get shite every single day, no let up, every single day, you'll go up their path, up to their door, every day, every single day, with an
armfull of shite, catalogues, brochures, more feckin catalogues, that shite with "IMPORTANT" stamped across it, telling the stupid buggers they've won a
zillion quid...But. And the tits who get packets every day, every single feckin day without fail, they've got packets, for the love of God, have a feckin day
off you twisted bleeders.

I have several of the above on my round.

I have as well but most gave me a tip so is all good in the end. One even said "This is for looking after my packets and crap- thanks"

[DirtyHarry]

I have as well but most gave me a tip so is all good in the end. One even said "This is for looking after my packets and crap- thanks"

A couple of mine gave me a tip as well, I was thinking of the long, long, year ahead. I tend to lapse into a deep depression this time of the year,
mate.

[haveagojoe]

The one that gets me is a stupid woman on my walk who has great pleasure in letting her two dogs out as soon as she hears the mail drop through the letterbox, she must just love seeing me kick the little ba**ards.

[Lounge Lizard]

The sad sacks who get shite every single day, no let up, every single day, you'll go up their path, up to their door, every day, every single day, with an
armfull of shite, catalogues, brochures, more feckin catalogues, that shite with "IMPORTANT" stamped across it, telling the stupid buggers they've won a
zillion quid...But. And the tits who get packets every day, every single feckin day without fail, they've got packets, for the love of God, have a feckin day
off you twisted bleeders.

I have several of the above on my round.

I have as well but most gave me a tip so is all good in the end. One even said "This is for looking after my packets and crap- thanks"

I've got two who get packets on a daily basis, but one gave me a tip and the other ( not before time ) has told me that the front door is always unlocked - so no problem with them.
And there's one house with a letter box so small you can't get a magazine or lightly-packed CD through, but they say they can't change it as the building's listed.

[TrueBlueTerrier]

The sad sacks who get shite every single day, no let up, every single day, you'll go up their path, up to their door, every day, every single day, with an
armfull of shite, catalogues, brochures, more feckin catalogues, that shite with "IMPORTANT" stamped across it, telling the stupid buggers they've won a
zillion quid...But. And the tits who get packets every day, every single feckin day without fail, they've got packets, for the love of God, have a feckin day
off you twisted bleeders.

I have several of the above on my round.

I have as well but most gave me a tip so is all good in the end. One even said "This is for looking after my packets and crap- thanks"

I've got two who get packets on a daily basis, but one gave me a tip and the other ( not before time ) has told me that the front door is always unlocked - so no problem with them.
And there's one house with a letter box so small you can't get a magazine or lightly-packed CD through, but they say they can't change it as the building's listed.

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[Paul]

I work in a large mail centre and my wife was expecting a xmas card from a family member when it did not turn up she asked me to have look around when I go in. She said it would lying around somewhere.

[Rowdy]

When you have handed a packet or parcel over to a customer and when you are walking away they ask, "do I have to sign for this". In my head, "why would I be walking away if you had to sign for it". Or, when you've nothing for an address and walk past the gate and someone in the garden says, " any mail for us today", I'm just dying to say, "yeah but thought I'd pop back with it later".

[TrueBlueTerrier]

"I hope there no Bills in this lot"

answer

"No I've given him his already"

[ewen1956]

Well I also notice it is the folks with the 1950's size letter boxes that always get the steady stream of Jiffy's and bulky flats! - - - - Feel like sneaking up some night with the Black and Decker and making some adjustments!

[Big Daz]

Get my name wrong.

[Carnoustie]

Get my name wrong.

With a name like yours, I'm suprised you don't get either Danny Baker or Shane Richie trying to tuck you under their armpit and trying to use you for a 'doorstep challenge'

[ray of sunshine]

When i tell my customers i am on holiday, the response is again??????
Some customers moaning how late the mail has been over xmas
Then ducking and diving to go to all lengths of avoiding me over the xmas period.....
these customers have very very short memories and the leather bound book of no favours will have their name carved into it............
Like they say leave it with a family member who lives in the same road (no chance mate now, remember the route to the do because u will be making lots of journeys there........)
Just leave it behind the pot if we are not in(again no chance!)
I have had customers who have i have known for nearly 15 years walk straight past me without saying good morning, or finally coming to the door not saying thank you(esp when its raining or a sat morning)
2008 that book is going to be quite full!

dont get me started on customers did i tell u about the catching 2 customers s******g in the back of a car one sat morning at 8.30am!
didnt know where to look

[jafferpants]

What do my customers do that anoys me.? BREATH

[TrueBlueTerrier]

What do my customers do that anoys me.? BREATH

Yes those that have halitosis -