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How to make the job easier

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dados
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Re: How to make the job easier

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fishtank
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Re: How to make the job easier

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I have a plan....
I'm picking a van share with one of these losers that come in early and run around.
Then i'm going to stroll in an hour late while he sh***s himself and preps my frame for me...then i'll piss off and take my meal relief while he sh***s himself again and ties the two duties up and finally i'll go out for a stroll while he sh***s himself for a third time and does three quarters of the delivery then 15 minutes before the end of the duty i'll scrape him up off the floor and throw him in the van...any takers?. :chuckle
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Re: How to make the job easier

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fishtank wrote:I have a plan....
I'm picking a van share with one of these losers that come in early and run around.
Then i'm going to stroll in an hour late while he sh***s himself and preps my frame for me...then i'll piss off and take my meal relief while he sh***s himself again and ties the two duties up and finally i'll go out for a stroll while he sh***s himself for a third time and does three quarters of the delivery then 15 minutes before the end of the duty i'll scrape him up off the floor and throw him in the van...any takers?. :chuckle
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Re: How to make the job easier

Post by plainpat »

fishtank wrote:I have a plan....
I'm picking a van share with one of these losers that come in early and run around.
Then i'm going to stroll in an hour late while he sh***s himself and preps my frame for me...then i'll piss off and take my meal relief while he sh***s himself again and ties the two duties up and finally i'll go out for a stroll while he sh***s himself for a third time and does three quarters of the delivery then 15 minutes before the end of the duty i'll scrape him up off the floor and throw him in the van...any takers?. :chuckle
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postietaz
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Re: How to make the job easier

Post by postietaz »

cutt off :crazy:
not me
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Re: How to make the job easier

Post by not me »

fishtank wrote:I have a plan....
I'm picking a van share with one of these losers that come in early and run around.
Then i'm going to stroll in an hour late while he sh***s himself and preps my frame for me...then i'll piss off and take my meal relief while he sh***s himself again and ties the two duties up and finally i'll go out for a stroll while he sh***s himself for a third time and does three quarters of the delivery then 15 minutes before the end of the duty i'll scrape him up off the floor and throw him in the van...any takers?. :chuckle

well anyone teamed up with me has n benefit coming in early,not taking their break etc
yet i can tell you they still do it