smelly_cat_lady wrote:When I was born into this life, no one told me it was going to be like this:
When I was about 18 months old I was expected to stand on my own 2 feet and walk without Mummy holding my hand
When I was 2 I had to learn to speak and slowly I got beyond Dick, Dora, Fluff and Nip
When I was 5 I had to go to school all by myself. Mummy cut the apron strings
When I was 8 I had to go to big school with all the big kids and my Mummy told me to fight my own battles
When I was 16 I had to take exams without Mummy helping me with the answers and it was really really hard
When I left school I grew up and had to go to work in the big bad world and earn my own money coz Mummy stopped my pocket money
but
I stood on my own 2 feet
I learnt to speak to people and ask questions
I don't run to Mummy anymore
I'm not surprised,she's done sod all for you since you were born!
