TrueBlueTerrier wrote:We had one poor blokes Penis Pump fall out of the box. The funniest thing was that the duty was being covered by a Female Postie, never did find out what happened when she delivered it.
we had a pair of young girls come in for their dildos on day in callers
unfortunatly the packkaging had split and we had to hand them over in clear damaged bags
About 2 months ago I got a lot of large books coming to my frame. They were in a clear bag with the address on one side.. turning it over clearly showed.. "Sex for Dummies.. Are you doing it right?" .. Note these books were just to large to put through the letter box so i took great delight on knocking on the door and saying "Enjoy the book" as i hand it over..
To this day those people haven't looked at me in the same way but i have noticed that a lot of The Gold Group Packages seem to go there address to...
POSTMAN wrote:Note to self:Must keep an eye out for these.
Had one come through open once.
It was a set of mattress restraints.
Obviously it wasn't the mattress that wanted restraining.
Whatever floats your boat i suppose....where is dvb anyway.
I can't get off the feckin' mattress Dgp has gone shopping for a penis pump
Oh baby
Don't be fooled by the size of that thing folks, it's a greenhouse for his cucumbers
We had a box of butt plugs and all sorts that was damaged at the base but rather than tape it up with the damaged tape an evil fella in our callers put it on the counter while holding the bottom shut. Then some bloke picks it up and the contents fall out the bottom on the floor in front of a massive queue
Likewise April. There's no way I would buy anything like that online since I started working for Royal Mail My postie knows the return address of every sex shop in the country it seems and likes to point them out to everyone
Although the guys did like the package i received with "WET & WILD" printed all over the package. Had to open it to prove it was cosmetics. But let's just say I wasn't the only one who didn't need blusher that day
Aprilaydee wrote:I've bought fancy dress stuff from there and some novelty chocs as a silly present for my best mate....
Yeah , course you did !
Yeah, I did?! Delivered last week in fact. I don't care if my postie knows where it's from! I wouldn't order anything "embarassing" online if it was delivered by RM anyway.
Aprilaydee wrote:I've bought fancy dress stuff from there and some novelty chocs as a silly present for my best mate....
Yeah , course you did !
Yeah, I did?! Delivered last week in fact. I don't care if my postie knows where it's from! I wouldn't order anything "embarassing" online if it was delivered by RM anyway.
My partner ordered some books from "Black Lace" but the Amazon cardboard split. For some reason I got it in the neck from the lads at work, cant see why
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We know the packaging well in our office,When one is handled when on packet sorting,A yell of "IT'S A DILDO" Is belted out whoever has it,Then a big cheer,Then shouts of "WHO'S IT FOR? " The persons name is shouted out along with address,Then more shouts of "THE DIRTY BITCH" Then sorting carries on as normal,We never tire of getting the packets of special magnificence
My postie knows the return address of every sex shop in the country it seems and likes to point them out to everyone 
I would have thought you would have been more discreet DG - now everyone will know just how close we are! 
