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[ashadd]

Didnt Johnny Cash do a song about it once..?

Stop eating curry.

No..That wasnt it ..it was ring of fire....

[theboropostie]

I'm glad everyone is having a good laugh about my chafing cheeks...

[ashadd]

I'm glad everyone is having a good laugh about my chafing cheeks...

Ive had it too..so i know what it feels like.I used sudacrem at first, and when it went , i used to put loads of talcum powder there before i left for work, i hope this helps...

[SexyLegs]

Cream up the old crackski before you go to sleep, when you wake up it will be all better, Sudocrem is very good, tight fitting boxers help me, reduces sweating and the material absorbs any excess, cream and boxers is the key!!!

[boon3590]

Canesten hydrocortisone cream clears it up in about 8 hours a real life saver.

[clashcityrocker]

As "my friend" is now something of an expert on the subject I asked him how he was getting on.
He says - for some people loose fitting pants help, for others tight pants.
The really expensive pants are nice but not a guaranteed remedy.
For some people, Sudocrem helps for others it makes it worse.

The only sure solution is a back,crack and sac.
The cost of this seems to vary greatly - it all seems to be down to local negotiation.
The beautician who performs it will think you are gay - even if you show your "appreciation" during the procedure. (And that is my friend getting embarrassed)

[TrueBlueTerrier]

On a daily basis, wipe your crack with a wet wipe, then use a sheet or two of paper to dry....I usually do it in the afternoon & don't have any problems ( touch wood )

Well that's a novel method - but surely you are reaching too far

[smokerjim]

On a daily basis, wipe your crack with a wet wipe, then use a sheet or two of paper to dry....I usually do it in the afternoon & don't have any problems ( touch wood )

Well that's a novel method - but surely you are reaching too far

Well done Teebs, I was waiting for someone to pick up on that just a bit surprised it took so long

[Mr Blonde]

I'm glad it's not just me. I've been walking around like a bastard cowboy all afternoon.

[TeeferTiger]

I took it seriously!!! Just don't ask me to rub the cream in for you!

[smokerjim]

I'm glad it's not just me. I've been walking around like a bastard cowboy all afternoon.

Get yourself a PA piercing, then you can perfect your John Wayne impression, Pilgrim

[motherhubbard]

On a daily basis, wipe your crack with a wet wipe, then use a sheet or two of paper to dry....I usually do it in the afternoon & don't have any problems ( touch wood )

Well that's a novel method - but surely you are reaching too far

Surely TrueBlueTerrier you are not using wood to mean erection. (A slang term rarely heard outside of gay porn circles)
Next you will be telling us you used to work as a fluffer.
Maybe you should go green on yourself.

[POSTMAN]

Oh s**t,motherhubbard has outed teebs out of the cupboard.

[theboropostie]

New boxers and loads of talk and my back end has survived todays heat just fine.....cheers everyone!

[TrueBlueTerrier]

On a daily basis, wipe your crack with a wet wipe, then use a sheet or two of paper to dry....I usually do it in the afternoon & don't have any problems ( touch wood )

Well that's a novel method - but surely you are reaching too far

Surely TrueBlueTerrier you are not using wood to mean erection. (A slang term rarely heard outside of gay porn circles)
Next you will be telling us you used to work as a fluffer.
Maybe you should go green on yourself.

Perhaps this colour is better -