My blob and I

[motherhubbard]

Thank you brother.
I get a lot more sense out of you than that numpty Postman.

[POSTMAN]

Thank you brother.
I get a lot more sense out of you than that numpty Postman.

Which Postman was it,i'll issue a warning!

[Pinky 1]

A little prick in my bum every 12 weeks and job's a goodun....

Hang on a minute here ......am i on the right website ?

[POSTMAN]

A little prick in my bum every 12 weeks and job's a goodun....

Hang on a minute here ......am i on the right website ?

Oh ffs,cue the 2 grumpy old and pervy men...

[DGP1]

I completely agree. It's not nice being on delivery at that time of the month. Plus, it's embarrassing speaking to your DOM about it.

Also, you don't want to be seen as a feak and weeble woman who cries off just cos it's "that time of the month". However, unless you've experience heavy and extremely painful menstruation, then you wouldn't really understand.

Thank God for Depo-provera that's all I can say! A little prick in my bum every 12 weeks and job's a goodun....

Too many things to say and not enough time or bandwidth (plus Postman would send me to the naughty room.........................again btw where's my naughty room buddy ).

[DGP1]

A little prick in my bum every 12 weeks and job's a goodun....

Hang on a minute here ......am i on the right website ?

Oh ffs,cue the 2 grumpy old and pervy men...

[Pinky 1]

A little prick in my bum every 12 weeks and job's a goodun....

Hang on a minute here ......am i on the right website ?

Oh ffs,cue the 2 grumpy old and pervy men...

Didn't you just know it wouldn't be long ? .

[dvbuk55]

Oh here goes - but I only want banning for a day OK - because I feel DGP has goaded me in to making ludicrously crude remarks - speaking of little pr**s in the bum how does 9inch of pulsating flesh sound?

Well I had things to do anyway.

[smokerjim]

A little prick in my bum every 12 weeks and job's a goodun....

Hang on a minute here ......am i on the right website ?

Oh ffs,cue the 2 grumpy old and pervy men...

Didn't you just know it wouldn't be long ? .

Is that what DGP's Mrs said to herself on their wedding night ( that's about as tasteful as my jokes are going to get - and if I go on sickipedia for jokes, I'm going to get banned )

[DGP1]

Oh here goes - but I only want banning for a day OK - because I feel DGP has goaded me in to making ludicrously crude remarks - speaking of little pr**s in the bum how does 9inch of pulsating flesh sound?

Well I had things to do anyway.

Although the little prick is short I'd say he's more 5foot 2 and the only pulsating he does is when we all say no to lapsing

We are talking about the DOMs aren't we

[bexhil palace]

A little prick in my bum every 12 weeks and job's a goodun....

Hang on a minute here ......am i on the right website ?

Oh ffs,cue the 2 grumpy old and pervy men...

Didn't you just know it wouldn't be long ? .

Oh yes,no answer at the front door, try the tradesmens entrance.

[dvbuk55]

A little prick in my bum every 12 weeks and job's a goodun....

Hang on a minute here ......am i on the right website ?

Oh ffs,cue the 2 grumpy old and pervy men...

Didn't you just know it wouldn't be long ? .

Oh yes,no answer at the front door, try the tradesmens entrance.

On a serious note - when I worked in the callers office a few years back - I had a parcel which had "Back door specialist" as the recipients name - and wouldn't you just know my bastard luck - whoever it was collected it after my shift - so I didn't find out who it was man or woman - lifes full of regrets!

[dvbuk55]

Oh here goes - but I only want banning for a day OK - because I feel DGP has goaded me in to making ludicrously crude remarks - speaking of little pr**s in the bum how does 9inch of pulsating flesh sound?

Well I had things to do anyway.

Although the little prick is short I'd say he's more 5foot 2 and the only pulsating he does is when we all say no to lapsing

We are talking about the DOMs aren't we

Did I say 9inch - I meant 5'9" - oh my god some of the ladies have fainted

[Pinky 1]

A little prick in my bum every 12 weeks and job's a goodun....

Hang on a minute here ......am i on the right website ?

Oh ffs,cue the 2 grumpy old and pervy men...

Didn't you just know it wouldn't be long ? .

Oh yes,no answer at the front door, try the tradesmens entrance.

On a serious note - when I worked in the callers office a few years back - I had a parcel which had "Back door specialist" as the recipients name - and wouldn't you just know my bastard luck - whoever it was collected it after my shift - so I didn't find out who it was man or woman - lifes full of regrets!

You wait 'til later, when Aprilaydee see's where this thread has gone ....you pair are in the s**t !

[TeeferTiger]

Nah... hence the smiley faces afterwards haha