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DGP1 wrote:
Just think, you'd have been released years ago if you had just murdered her :nervous

To be honest i think she's only with me for my delivery supplement and my future pension entitlement. :nervous
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fishtank wrote:
DGP1 wrote:
Just think, you'd have been released years ago if you had just murdered her :nervous

To be honest i think she's only with me for my delivery supplement and my future pension entitlement. :nervous
And the death in service payment :nervous
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DGP1 wrote:
fishtank wrote:
DGP1 wrote:
Just think, you'd have been released years ago if you had just murdered her :nervous

To be honest i think she's only with me for my delivery supplement and my future pension entitlement. :nervous
And the death in service payment :nervous
Every time I get a bit of heartburn she is rooting through the drawers for the insurance policies - I always get the dog to taste the food before I eat it :nervous
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I was hoping that since the D2D's been shagged she'd feck off,but she's still here. :d'oh! :sad:
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It's good to get these types of threads, the ridiculous my manager said bollox, so we can reassure ourselves that while the world is falling apart, Royal Mail managers are still being the low-life C***S they have always been.
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Re: Wrong Address

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dvbuk55 wrote:
DGP1 wrote:
fishtank wrote:
DGP1 wrote:
Just think, you'd have been released years ago if you had just murdered her :nervous

To be honest i think she's only with me for my delivery supplement and my future pension entitlement. :nervous
And the death in service payment :nervous
Every time I get a bit of heartburn she is rooting through the drawers for the insurance policies - I always get the dog to taste the food before I eat it :nervous
Opposite for me, i have become imune to her attempts to poison me, bit like a snake bite really :Very Happy
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Re: Wrong Address

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Steviea34 wrote:
dvbuk55 wrote:
DGP1 wrote:
fishtank wrote:
DGP1 wrote:
Just think, you'd have been released years ago if you had just murdered her :nervous

To be honest i think she's only with me for my delivery supplement and my future pension entitlement. :nervous
And the death in service payment :nervous
Every time I get a bit of heartburn she is rooting through the drawers for the insurance policies - I always get the dog to taste the food before I eat it :nervous
Opposite for me, i have become imune to her attempts to poison me, bit like a snake bite really :Very Happy
Mind it does have it's pleasant side - she is always asking me how I feel :angel I say, " just like that" :chuckle
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Tell her you want to vote FOR the agreement and she will surely mark the ballot paper 'NO' and send it off just to be spiteful. :nana :nana :nana
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If you are all so unhappily married, why are you married at all?
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motherhubbard wrote:If you are all so unhappily married, why are you married at all?
Easier to stay than go,a woman scorned and all that. :nervous
I Wrote-During Covid-Which is still relevant now
It's good to get these types of threads, the ridiculous my manager said bollox, so we can reassure ourselves that while the world is falling apart, Royal Mail managers are still being the low-life C***S they have always been.
My BFF Clash
The daily grind of having to argue your case with an intellectual pigmy of a line manager is physically and emotionally draining.
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Do you not think it is bad for the children to be brought up in a loveless environment?
(I know you've got a kid Postman because you posted a question about "red ring if death" on the xbox you got him for xmas.)
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Do you not think it is bad for the children to be brought up in a loveless environment?
Dunno. Ask Harry & Wills, they might know.
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God,it's all gone Jeremy Kyle on here. :crazy: :chuckle
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motherhubbard wrote:Do you not think it is bad for the children to be brought up in a loveless environment?
(I know you've got a kid Postman because you posted a question about "red ring if death" on the xbox you got him for xmas.)
I've got a few of the little and not so little devils.

But MH,come on we're playing about.

I love 'she who must be obeyed' to bits.Image
I Wrote-During Covid-Which is still relevant now
It's good to get these types of threads, the ridiculous my manager said bollox, so we can reassure ourselves that while the world is falling apart, Royal Mail managers are still being the low-life C***S they have always been.
My BFF Clash
The daily grind of having to argue your case with an intellectual pigmy of a line manager is physically and emotionally draining.
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POSTMAN wrote:
I love 'she who must be obeyed' to bits.Image
I am pleased to hear that.
I am pleased you are prepared to say that publicly.
Never let the hand you hold, hold you down.
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Why do we get married indeed - what a question, we are trapped into it of course and then there is no escape it is like a spiders web drawing you ever tighter and we stay because we are afraid to say no - you know how it is - we need a new suite, car, decorations, house, drive, by the time you've finally satisfied the grasping harpy, you're not far off the old folks home! It's not by luck that women live fifteen years longer than men you know. Someone once said that married men live longer than single men but it isn't true - it only seems longer :nervous