Management quotes 2009

[cookie]

D2D at election time we had 3 political party leaflets, swine flu and another,Manager says 'all election leaflets must be posted through seperately!'

[coxie]

our manager told us it was a great idea to introudce team working with 2 to a van, he told us if we have a van between 2 of us then the world is our oyster lmao

[claretandblue]

last saturday our lm faced with the fact that is was heaving and we were all going too cut off said " bundle up now (already after 9) do your collection, cum back and then go out again ! we are usually out for 8 on a sat (rurals) and have to be back b4 the 1oclock dispatch.

[claretandblue]

Another cracking one was after the strikes our dim came out with this classic line " The backlog will be cleared at no extra cost to the business " ! we all just laughed at him and said go and get the docket sheet you halfwit !

[treadhead]

Our dim came out with a cracking one during the week.
We had a lorry break down so the mail arrived late which ment we all got out the door late some of the lads went to him to cut off and were told "you can't cut off today because the lorry broke down" WTF

[TrueBlueTerrier]

Our dim came out with a cracking one during the week.
We had a lorry break down so the mail arrived late which ment we all got out the door late some of the lads went to him to cut off and were told "you can't cut off today because the lorry broke down" WTF

Ummmm errrrrr - in his mind he is right - it sounds as though he tried to impose the 30 minute flex thats in the P&M2007 agreement - however personal circumstances should have been taken into account. Did he give out those letters that some DOMs do when people refuse.

[number one]

They have to give you 24hr notice for change of hours and you can only be asked to do it to help with work load, you can not be forced to do it!!