Toilet breaks/stops

Post by **the beautiful bd south** » 24 Jun 2007, 16:38

somebody once told me that a postman on delivery is legally allowed to urinate in the street????

never checked it out to find if its true though

DirtyHarry · Post by **DirtyHarry** » 24 Jun 2007, 16:41

There's a couple of pubs on my walk , so I'm sorted for toilet breaks.

somerset · Post by **somerset** » 24 Jun 2007, 17:13

Simple solution

Wait for a Toilet no Trouble (TNT) van to park up. Pee on his back tyre, when he comes back tell him a dog did it

tasam · Post by **tasam** » 24 Jun 2007, 17:53

I had the designated safe bag drop as a shop. The managaress actually complained to RM when her staff allowed me to go to the toilet.
RM removed me from the delivery and had the cheek to tell me that I shouldn't break off to go to the toilet.

Post by **dvbuk55** » 24 Jun 2007, 20:26

Thank God for pampers I say - LTOMMO will need the bigger ones of course

L Tommo · Post by **L Tommo** » 25 Jun 2007, 14:20

HAHAHAHAHAH OHHH SO I NEED A BIGGER SET OF PAMPERS THEN dvbuk55???

Well let me inform you i work in a MC and even tho the kharzi's are a bit of a state, (thanks romec) i can manage, just about to shuffle off to the john and relieve myself... unaided as well may i add...

Thanks for the kind thought tho mate, and if i ever need PAMPERS and use them i will be sending you the remains of said items...

CHEERS GEEZ...

Post by **dvbuk55** » 25 Jun 2007, 18:35

Some do say your pampers look more like a duvet!!!!!

Speaking of the state of the toilets in your place, and I'm probably going off on a tangent here - but 20 years ago there was about 6 cleaners and we had about 80 staff - we now have 160 staff and 1 cleaner, who I might add does a great job but it goes to show how times change - I used to be able to wipe me own bum!

billypants · Post by **billypants** » 26 Jun 2007, 14:34

Oh cumon people don't tell me nobody out there uses the redirection bag trick . . . . . . . . . it's simple

Take out an empty A4 redi bag with you at all times. . .
When the need arises, find quiet corner,
drop trousers and underbags
remove silver strip from redi bag and attach said bag to base of spine area
reach thru from front and pull open side of bag forward
do the business straight into bag
remove bag and seal it
place in nearest wheelie bin, skip or TNT van

Post by **POSTMAN** » 26 Jun 2007, 14:44

billypants wrote:Oh cumon people don't tell me nobody out there uses the redirection bag trick . . . . . . . . . it's simple

Take out an empty A4 redi bag with you at all times. . .
When the need arises, find quiet corner,
drop trousers and underbags
remove silver strip from redi bag and attach said bag to base of spine area
reach thru from front and pull open side of bag forward
do the business straight into bag
remove bag and seal it
place in nearest wheelie bin, skip or TNT van

L Tommo · Post by **L Tommo** » 26 Jun 2007, 18:05

billypants wrote:Oh cumon people don't tell me nobody out there uses the redirection bag trick . . . . . . . . . it's simple

Take out an empty A4 redi bag with you at all times. . .
When the need arises, find quiet corner,
drop trousers and underbags
remove silver strip from redi bag and attach said bag to base of spine area
reach thru from front and pull open side of bag forward
do the business straight into bag
remove bag and seal it
place in nearest wheelie bin, skip or TNT van

Instead of the BILLYCAN.. We now have the BILLYPANTS.. AKA A4 REDIRECTION BAG... CLASS...

Trouble is i pee when i crap so i would need a 2lt bucket for the front and a billypant for the back end... Cheers bill ive sussed it now!!!

out

Dont waste it Mail it to BIG AL THE BIG CHEESE 148 OLD ST LONDON EC1...

johno47 · Post by **johno47** » 27 Jun 2007, 13:45

One of the lads at our place got done once for taking a dump in somebodys dustbin...UNITY IS STRENGTH.
P.S billypants why go to all that trouble, just have a catheter fitted.

ROYALMAILCHAT

Toilet breaks/stops

PAMPER TIME...

HOW DO U GET YOUR NAME???