9am Special Deliveries

[Caniel]

Ah, but doesn't it feel good, stopping your customers from wasting their weekend (by getting them out of bed for parcels and/or specials/recorded)?

Especially if she doesn't have time to get dressed.

Not so good when it's a scruffy fat bloke answers the door in his boxers complete with morning wood!

[TeeferTiger]

Ah, but doesn't it feel good, stopping your customers from wasting their weekend (by getting them out of bed for parcels and/or specials/recorded)?

Especially if she doesn't have time to get dressed.

Not so good when it's a scruffy fat bloke answers the door in his boxers complete with morning wood!

Not so good when it's a scruffy fat bloke in his dirty stained Y fronts that you can see him approaching thru the bobbly front door glass... I practically threw the parcel at him and ran back to the van.

Still, when I used to work in a rather posh hotel, Gazza was staying there and ordered some room service. I was very nearly the one that had to take it but luckily, one of the porters was then free to do it instead. Good job really cos Gazza answered his door stark naked.

[Mr Blonde]

Did he order a can of beer, some chicken, a fishing rod and a dressing gown?

[TeeferTiger]

Did he order a can of beer, some chicken, a fishing rod and a dressing gown?

Nah, this was nearly 10 years ago... Think it may've been a pint of beer though...