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What’s your funniest addressee?

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Hedge
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What’s your funniest addressee?

Post by Hedge »

On my walk I have two houses following on from eachother and the names are...

46- Mr Fudge
48- Mrs Topping

AWESOME :D
Sandyman
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Joined: 21 Sep 2007, 21:09
Gender: Male
Location: Hell in a handcart

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Post by Sandyman »

Seen a few in me time.....

"Strawberry Yoghurt" - who also entered the "famous customer" thread on this site under another guise.

and lots of Mohammed Ali's :wink:

Then there was Mr P.D.File.

A postman mate up the road reckons his local paper had a reporter called Wayne Ankers.... Imagine his bank statement....


:lfo :cfo :mfo
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Spedley
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Joined: 16 Jul 2007, 17:32
Location: Warwickshire

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Post by Spedley »

Mrs A.S. Hole

and Mrs Emery moved out and Mr Stone moved in.
SpaghettiSoup
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Joined: 13 Nov 2008, 10:53
Gender: Male

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Post by SpaghettiSoup »

I once got handed a P739 for a Mr Spoonfed Nutella. You should have seen the guys face when he showed up to collect it, and I ID`d him.

Priceless.

And, I remember one house a few years back that used to get mail for Nobbs and Cox. I always said if a Johnson suddenly appeared, there was something going on...
Keano
Posts: 64
Joined: 03 Apr 2007, 15:01

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Post by Keano »

Fred Lykes
The Cockwell Inn
Tillet
Herts
DGP1
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Gender: Male
Location: Terminus

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Post by DGP1 »

There is a Kerry Rides where I deliver :crazy: but then there is also a Zebedee, a Dougal and a Florence all within a few doors of each other :Very Happy
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Beefy_Curtains
Posts: 44
Joined: 26 Nov 2008, 20:30
Gender: Male

What’s your funniest addressee?

Post by Beefy_Curtains »

Very funny lads n lasses. Maybe we should now have a vote on the funniest?
not me
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Gender: Female
Location: Uranus

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Post by not me »

got a guy on my walk who gets stuff sent from play.com from his brother.
his brother just makes up names.
most recent was captain bawbag
Thorby Bislam
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Post by Thorby Bislam »

The addressees name is Wyspianska, but the packet was addressed to Whispering Hamster. Maybe they took the name over the phone.
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brothermagrew
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Location: Shares a border with England to the south.

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Post by brothermagrew »

Or the Edinburgh same sex couple - Ben Doon and Phil MaCrackin.
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bexhil palace
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Joined: 18 Jul 2007, 11:54
Gender: Male
Location: All over the Gaff

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Post by bexhil palace »

The Reverend Oswin P Knuckles, I kid you not.
Also delivered to a Mrs Smelly. :Applause
Barry Trotter
Posts: 204
Joined: 07 Oct 2007, 09:40
Location: steepasfuckistan

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Post by Barry Trotter »

once delivered a letter to a guy called 'myles fit'
I am a postman and I kept the faith and I kept voting, not for new labour but for the working man.
hooniebagoonie
Posts: 134
Joined: 24 Jul 2007, 13:58
Location: west london

What’s your funniest addressee?

Post by hooniebagoonie »

only one on my walk is for sir elton john and its for a sky mag all the other mail is for there proper name
smokerjim
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Gender: Male
Location: In a corner, thinking "I've picked a bad week to give up smoking..."

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Post by smokerjim »

hooniebagoonie wrote:only one on my walk is for sir elton john and its for a sky mag all the other mail is for there proper name
Reg Dwight?
I don't suppose your mouth bleeds every 28 days, does it?

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not me
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Post by not me »

oh yeah,got a colin manlove