Offices 'officially' in trouble?

[Mr Rush]

The way that they count fails, means that an office has to be an absolute bonfire of bonfires.

If I may mount a backhanded defence for management, we're no bonfire. The situation is as bad as all the times we haven't been listed, but the callrate shot up for Mothers' Day. That's why we're on the list. A rising tide sinks the unit, if you will.

[POSTMAN]

We're sorry for any inconvenience and thank you for your understanding. We will regularly update customers on the offices most impacted here:

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Birmingham East DO (B8-B10)
Barrhead DO (G78)
Bicester DO (OX25-OX27)
Carterton DO (OX18)
Castle Bromwich DO (B35, B36, B37, B40)
Coalville DO (LE6, LE67)
Erskine DO (PA7, PA8)
Formby DO (L37, L38)
Grimsby DO (DN31-DN37)
Heswall DO (CH31, CH60, CH61)
Leicester North DO (LE4, LE7, LE41)
Lichfield DO (WS7, WS13, WS14)
Loughborough DO (LE11, LE12)
Lydney DO (GL15)
Newcastle Under Lyme DO (ST5, ST55)
Newport East DO (NP18-NP19)
New Ferry DO (CH32, CH62, CH63)
Nuneaton DO (CV10, CV11, CV13)
Oxford DO (OX1, OX2)
Oxford East DO (OX3, OX4, OX33, OX44, OX49)
Patchway DO (BS32, BS34, BS35)
Pontefract DO (WF7-WF9, WF11)
Redfern Park DO (B11, B12, B25-B27)
Shepshed DO (LE12)
Sleaford DO (NG34)
Sutton Bonington SPDO (LE12)
Syston SPDO (LE7)
Thatcham DO (RG18-RG19)
Tweedale DO (TF3, TF4, TF7, TF8, TF12)
Upton DO (CH30, CH49)
Whitechapel DO (E1,E1W,E98)
Winsford DO (CW7, CW10)

Units that report three consecutive days of 30% of DPs failing USO gets you on the list and public RM service disruption website. Then you need three consecutive days below 30% to get off the list (well below and back to stable USO)


A hepteract is a seven-dimensional hypercube with 84 penteract 5-faces.

USO Trial offices
Antrim, Arlington, Ayr, Ballymena, Blackwood, Brinklow, Bulwell, Cardiff, Carlton, Cheltenham, Clifton, Coventry North, Cumbernauld, Fleetwood, Girvan Hadleigh, Hexham, Hull Malmo Road, Louth, Lytham St Annes, Melton Mowbray, Mount Pleasant W, Newton Mearns, North Finchley, Nottingham North, Preston South, Romsey, Salisbury, Scunthorpe, Southend On Sea, Stockton On Tees, Stoke Newington, Tenterden, Tonbridge, Trowbridge, Usk, Winchester.

[POSTMAN]

We're sorry for any inconvenience and thank you for your understanding. We will regularly update customers on the offices most impacted here:

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Barrhead DO (G78)
Birmingham East DO (B8 - B10)
Castle Bromwich DO (B35, B36, B37, B40)
Cranleigh DO (GU6)
Erskine DO (PA7, PA8)
Grimsby DO (DN31-DN37)
Leicester North DO (LE4, LE7, LE41)
Lichfield DO (WS7, WS13, WS14)
Loughborough DO (LE11, LE12)
Newcastle Under Lyme DO (ST5, ST55)
New Ferry DO (CH32, CH62, CH63)
Nuneaton DO (CV10, CV11, CV13)
Oxford DO (OX1, OX2)
Patchway DO (BS32, BS34, BS35)
Pontefract DO (WF7-WF9, WF11)
Redfern Park DO (B11, B12, B25-B27)
Shepshed DO (LE12)
Sleaford DO (NG34)
Spean Bridge SPDO (PH31, PH34)
Sutton Bonington SPDO (LE12)
Syston SPDO (LE7)
Thatcham DO (RG18-RG19)
Upton DO (CH30, CH49)
Whitechapel DO (E1,E1W,E98)
Yate DO (BS37)

Units that report three consecutive days of 30% of DPs failing USO gets you on the list and public RM service disruption website. Then you need three consecutive days below 30% to get off the list (well below and back to stable USO)


As a consequence of the mathematical coincidence that 10 6' − 2 = 999,998 = 62 × 127 2', the decimal representation of the square root of 62 has a curiosity in its digits.

USO Trial offices
Antrim, Arlington, Ayr, Ballymena, Blackwood, Brinklow, Bulwell, Cardiff, Carlton, Cheltenham, Clifton, Coventry North, Cumbernauld, Fleetwood, Girvan Hadleigh, Hexham, Hull Malmo Road, Louth, Lytham St Annes, Melton Mowbray, Mount Pleasant W, Newton Mearns, North Finchley, Nottingham North, Preston South, Romsey, Salisbury, Scunthorpe, Southend On Sea, Stockton On Tees, Stoke Newington, Tenterden, Tonbridge, Trowbridge, Usk, Winchester.

[Mr Rush]

Now that I understand the language of the tea leaves, I'm making an unspoken prediction here. I await Monday.

[postmanzach]

We have had days probably up
To a week of 100% of deliveries not going out except for the the first class and tracked 24. I asked how come we have never been put on this list and the manager said because it was a “planned failure” or something like that. We had one person covering 2 duties each day for nearly of all the rounds. So if it’s known each day the rounds will be failing do they not count?

[Barnacle]

We have had days probably up
To a week of 100% of deliveries not going out except for the the first class and tracked 24. I asked how come we have never been put on this list and the manager said because it was a “planned failure” or something like that. We had one person covering 2 duties each day for nearly of all the rounds. So if it’s known each day the rounds will be failing do they not count?

That manager is a corrupt moron. Corrupt for not recording fails and a moron for saying his confession out loud.

[POSTMAN]

We're sorry for any inconvenience and thank you for your understanding. We will regularly update customers on the offices most impacted here:

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Birmingham East DO (B8 - B10)
Burslem DO (ST6)
Cranleigh DO (GU6)
Eastwood DO (NG16)
Lochgelly DO (KY5)
Loughborough DO (LE11, LE12)
Newcastle Under Lyme DO (ST5, ST55)
Orton Southgate DO (PE2, PE7-PE9)
Pontefract DO (WF7-WF9, WF11)
Redfern Park DO (B11, B12, B25-B27)
Shepshed DO (LE12)
Syston SPDO (LE7)
Whitechapel DO (E1,E1W,E98)
Yate DO (BS37)

Units that report three consecutive days of 30% of DPs failing USO gets you on the list and public RM service disruption website. Then you need three consecutive days below 30% to get off the list (well below and back to stable USO)


The number of edges of a dodecahedron and icosahedron, of vertices of an icosidodecahedron, and of faces of a rhombic triacontahedron.

USO Trial offices
Antrim, Arlington, Ayr, Ballymena, Blackwood, Brinklow, Bulwell, Cardiff, Carlton, Cheltenham, Clifton, Coventry North, Cumbernauld, Fleetwood, Girvan Hadleigh, Hexham, Hull Malmo Road, Louth, Lytham St Annes, Melton Mowbray, Mount Pleasant W, Newton Mearns, North Finchley, Nottingham North, Preston South, Romsey, Salisbury, Scunthorpe, Southend On Sea, Stockton On Tees, Stoke Newington, Tenterden, Tonbridge, Trowbridge, Usk, Winchester.

[Mr Rush]

Hmm. Just thinking about error bars.

[POSTMAN]

We're sorry for any inconvenience and thank you for your understanding. We will regularly update customers on the offices most impacted here:

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Birmingham East DO (B8-B10)
Burslem DO (ST6)
Cranleigh DO (GU6)
Eastwood DO (NG16)
Huntingdon DO (PE26-PE29)
Ilfracombe DO (EX34)
Lochgelly DO (KY5)
Loughborough DO (LE11, LE12)
Luton DO (LU1-LU4)
Newcastle Under Lyme DO (ST5, ST55)
Orton Southgate DO (PE2, PE7-PE9)
Pontefract DO (WF7-WF9, WF11)
Redfern Park DO (B11, B12, B25-B27)
Shepshed DO (LE12)
Sutton in Ashfield DO (NG17)
Syston SPDO (LE7)
Whitechapel DO (E1, E1W, E98)
Yate DO (BS37)

Units that report three consecutive days of 30% of DPs failing USO gets you on the list and public RM service disruption website. Then you need three consecutive days below 30% to get off the list (well below and back to stable USO)

Goliath challenged the Israelites twice a day for forty days before David defeated him (1 Samuel 17:16).

USO Trial offices
Antrim, Arlington, Ayr, Ballymena, Blackwood, Brinklow, Bulwell, Cardiff, Carlton, Cheltenham, Clifton, Coventry North, Cumbernauld, Fleetwood, Girvan Hadleigh, Hexham, Hull Malmo Road, Louth, Lytham St Annes, Melton Mowbray, Mount Pleasant W, Newton Mearns, North Finchley, Nottingham North, Preston South, Romsey, Salisbury, Scunthorpe, Southend On Sea, Stockton On Tees, Stoke Newington, Tenterden, Tonbridge, Trowbridge, Usk, Winchester.

[POSTMAN]

We're sorry for any inconvenience and thank you for your understanding. We will regularly update customers on the offices most impacted here:

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Birmingham East DO (B8-B10)
Bridge of Weir DO (PA11, PA13)
Burslem DO (ST6)
Cranleigh DO (GU6)
Eastwood DO (NG16)
Huntingdon DO (PE26-PE29)
Ilfracombe DO (EX34)
Lochgelly DO (KY5)
Loughborough DO (LE11, LE12)
Luton DO (LU1-LU4)
Newcastle Under Lyme DO (ST5, ST55)
Orton Southgate DO (PE2, PE7-PE9)
Pontefract DO (WF7-WF9, WF11)
Prenton DO (CH43)
Quorn SUDO (LE12)
Redfern Park DO (B11, B12, B25-B27)
Shepshed DO (LE12)
Sutton in Ashfield DO (NG17)
Syston SPDO (LE7)
Whitechapel DO (E1, E1W, E98)
Yate DO (BS37)

Units that report three consecutive days of 30% of DPs failing USO gets you on the list and public RM service disruption website. Then you need three consecutive days below 30% to get off the list (well below and back to stable USO)

Mark Twain's The Mysterious Stranger features Satan's supposed nephew, whose alternate name in parallel works is "44".

USO Trial offices
Antrim, Arlington, Ayr, Ballymena, Blackwood, Brinklow, Bulwell, Cardiff, Carlton, Cheltenham, Clifton, Coventry North, Cumbernauld, Fleetwood, Girvan Hadleigh, Hexham, Hull Malmo Road, Louth, Lytham St Annes, Melton Mowbray, Mount Pleasant W, Newton Mearns, North Finchley, Nottingham North, Preston South, Romsey, Salisbury, Scunthorpe, Southend On Sea, Stockton On Tees, Stoke Newington, Tenterden, Tonbridge, Trowbridge, Usk, Winchester.