way sidewards

[unholy breach]

ideas

Date: 2010-07-04 | By: Richard Grinell

We have 190,000 employees without a voice,and thats a lot of knowledge
Lets incorporate some sort of suggestion box system into every office and any ideas taken up rewarded as a fair percentage of increased profits to encourage innovative idea generation.
After all if a manager creates wealth for royal mail he is rewarded heavily,ideas we formulate are either re-packaged to disguise they were ours,ignored because its too much bother or laughed at without consideration.
If i come up with an idea that for example makes royal mail 10 million a year why should i not get at least 10% of it each year after all they would have received nothing but for my idea.But of course we won't because nothing we ever say gets heard and innovation gets stifled.

[wiganpostie]

What we need is a postal version of Dragon's Den. We could have Mandelson, Vince Cable, Moya Greene and Jimmy Saville as the dragons, and you get to pitch your idea in front a live studio audience comprised of Daily Mail readers who've written to the BBC's "Points of View" to complain about being P739'ed while they were noisily masturbating to full colour pictures of Thora Hird on the internet. if Messrs Cable & company don't like your idea, you will be dropped through a trap door in the floor into a pit filled with 10 year old D2Ds and toilet water from the Dom's private ensuite.