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What WOULD you be doing..

06 Apr 2020, 16:20

..if your were on lockdown? Garden? DIY?

What WOULD you be doing..

06 Apr 2020, 16:33

Write more books. Catch up on my video editing projects. Do a few hours part-time work as a remote worker from home. Write a few operas. Learn to play the trombone so I could woo sexy women with my sensuous and godlike playing. Build a few large suspension bridges in my backyard. Design my own original line of corduroy evening wear. Refurbish my dining room and read some classic novels like Paradise Lost, War and Peace, and The Brothers Karamazov. Learn open-heart surgery by watching YouTube clips. And finally, starting with the number forty-two, discover the meaning of life.

What WOULD you be doing..

06 Apr 2020, 16:44

Probably have more chance of staying alive after Royal Mails s**t show.

What WOULD you be doing..

06 Apr 2020, 16:50

PostmanBitesDog wrote:Write more books.

So how many books have you written so far?

What WOULD you be doing..

06 Apr 2020, 17:24

clashcityrocker wrote:
PostmanBitesDog wrote:Write more books.

So how many books have you written so far?


i think hes extracting the urine - i thought we were on lockdown ? (just had 14 days isolation) i have drunk too much wine and managed up to series 6 of game of thrones :crazy: :crazy: :crazy:

What WOULD you be doing..

06 Apr 2020, 17:49

Paper boat races in the bath, giving the carpet a trim, counting the number of lentils in a 500g packet, juggling with fire....you know; the usual...

What WOULD you be doing..

06 Apr 2020, 19:41

slitting my wrists.

What WOULD you be doing..

06 Apr 2020, 19:46

Charity work, odd jobs that i've put off for ages, exercise, and generally having a good time.

What WOULD you be doing..

06 Apr 2020, 20:25

Like most people I would spend a lot of time masticating.
Damm autocorrect.

What WOULD you be doing..

06 Apr 2020, 20:31

Woody Guthrie wrote:Like most people I would spend a lot of time masticating.
Damm autocorrect.


control shift n lol

What WOULD you be doing..

06 Apr 2020, 21:55

Commit Renton's 'Choose Life' to memory. Put some work into the mushroom farm I've been planning. Brush up on the Haka, bit rusty on it these days. Make a souffle without an egg. Have a virtual threesome. Try and dress my unpredicatably volatile dog up as a Victorian Train driver, and put pictures on Instagram. Join Instagram. Smash through the entire back catalogue of 'Tales of the Unexpected' , watch A Wonderful Life (heard its a must watch), Aprender espanol, Push my Wim Hof practice to a 2:30 breath hold, have an argument about something I have no knowledge of on Twitter, and try and keep on top of my postmaning skills by posting mail through my own letter box (use it or lose it folks).......

regards

What WOULD you be doing..

06 Apr 2020, 22:40

Colour code my teaspoons.

Arrange every item in the living room into alphabetical order.

Challenge myself to snort a whole bottle of vodka in a day (no drinking!)

What WOULD you be doing..

07 Apr 2020, 00:30

mickeymacca wrote:Have a virtual threesome.

regards


Forgive my ignorance, but how does that work exactly?

Asking for a friend.

What WOULD you be doing..

07 Apr 2020, 03:30

dudius wrote:
mickeymacca wrote:Have a virtual threesome.

regards


Forgive my ignorance, but how does that work exactly?

Asking for a friend.


Well you know how playing Fifa 20 is virtually the same as playing for Brazil?

What WOULD you be doing..

07 Apr 2020, 04:59

I would do what any normal red blooded male would do in the circumstances:
Set fire to telephone masts to prevent the spread of the corona5gvirus. :crazy:

What WOULD you be doing..

08 Apr 2020, 10:10

clashcityrocker wrote:I would do what any normal red blooded male would do in the circumstances:
Set fire to telephone masts to prevent the spread of the corona5gvirus. :crazy:


Lol. It's just ridiculous isn't it?

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