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Dying on duty

16 May 2018, 16:52

Will pda actuals register as you dead on duty ? They seem to be able to do just about everything else.


Dying on duty

16 May 2018, 17:15

hothothot wrote:Will pda actuals register as you dead on duty ? They seem to be able to do just about everything else.




:chuckle :chuckle :chuckle :chuckle :chuckle :chuckle :chuckle :chuckle :chuckle :Applause :Applause :Applause :Applause

Dying on duty

16 May 2018, 17:26

hothothot wrote:Will pda actuals register as you dead on duty ? They seem to be able to do just about everything else.

Hope you have completed your round first or the DOM will spit their dummy out! :crazy:

Dying on duty

16 May 2018, 19:30

And don't forget to inform your dom before leaving the office... in accordance with the dying off procedure.

Dying on duty

16 May 2018, 20:03

wacko74 wrote:And don't forget to inform your dom before leaving the office... in accordance with the dying off procedure.


Hahaha that’s amazing

Remember your witness too!

Dying on duty

16 May 2018, 20:36

Don't forget to give two weeks notice before dying to.

Dying on duty

16 May 2018, 21:09

And not before 1pm unless you've done all your Specials.

Dying on duty

16 May 2018, 21:31

You need a dead note from your doctor as proof of absence after you have done your last letter of course, forget all this cutting off procedure :crazy:

Dying on duty

16 May 2018, 22:11

Best thread ever

Dying on duty

17 May 2018, 08:33

Make sure you have done your lapsing first and have your high viz jacket on and dog peg visible

Dying on duty

19 May 2018, 15:30

lets hope you took your meal relief or it'll be your own fault

Dying on duty

20 May 2018, 07:06

Body cant be moved until a dead sticker is applied and ticked gone away and blue crayon swirled on your head :wave

Dying on duty

20 May 2018, 22:36

Not looking forward to my stage one "slack bastard died on duty notice". If there's a recurrence and they take me to stage two, I'll be mortified :evil/mad

Dying on duty

21 May 2018, 11:50

Sure it will fall on the reserves to go out and collect the uniform

Dying on duty

21 May 2018, 19:21

hothothot wrote:Will pda actuals register as you dead on duty ? They seem to be able to do just about everything else.


No, but they will notice that you haven't moved in quite a while and therefore being very unproductive! (Or maybe you'll get done for being very far off your route after the ambulance people load you and your PDA into the back and take both to A&E?)

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